did-you-kno:

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homosexualpsychologicalwarfare:

katieishh:

kazoo. not even once.

Person being interviewed: that’s all she really does…ever since she bought that 5 dollar kazoo…
Person on couch: [aggressively kazooing darude - sandstorm]

audible-smiles:

iguanamouth:

i must Sleep but first look at the tiny children one of my plants is about to release

scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

titleknown:

jesus-lizard-journal:

theveryworstthing:

a few small haunted houses.

fucking woah, this is so good

I’m blown away.

@tkingfisher

bogleech:

What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would you feel

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for konekobasuluv, who is ALSO getting it as a tattoo !

rosedcynnesmon:

gollyplot:

flittering-sylph:

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

Hwæt þa cwǽden. Englisc ne ácyrreþ.

perpetual-loser:

Alright here are all of my Tyrantrum crossbreeds, these were really fun to do. I was going to do a regular pure breed too for comparisons sake but I literally don’t have the willpower to draw another dinosaur right now…

Sorry the text is a bit small/light, click full view to read the details and stuff.

And to anyone wondering: yes this was just an excuse to draw a bunch of goofy T Rexes.

Here are my Tyranitar crossbreeds for anyone that is interested.

alltailnolegs:

We picked up Triple Sec today! Had to get a couple shots in before putting him in the new digs.

aaand he’ll probably stay Triple Sec as I’ve always known him under that name and don’t exactly have a better idea haha

heckifiknowcomics:

Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.